G00662-VRG-01-OSFA
$59.00
Sure, Venus looks gorgeous from Earth. Up close? She's an ugly celestial hellscape. (What the '90s kids would have called "a total Monet.") Unlike you, who'll look legitimately stellar in these limited-edition, translucent starry purple-orange VRG frames with a single pinkish-purple reflective lens.
Size: Just-right midsize sunnies.
NO SLIP
Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.
ALL POLARISED
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.
ALL FUTURE
A futuristic one-lens frame that’ll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.
